Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that's not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.

snoopdong:

Shhh

do you hear that?

It’s the sound of millions of suburban white teenage girls clicking away on facebook to prepare their “Summerr 2012 babyy” photo albums

(via sashagreystoilet)

(Source: swagalaggin, via blackmormon)

sashagreystoilet:

sasha really did some insane things tho lol

loskiloisms:

13y120n:

LOLOL 

Best

loskiloisms:

13y120n:

LOLOL 

Best

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

dekutree:

senseis:

ivan ………. ….. .. . … …… . … . .. .

YOU WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO FIND THIS OMFGFGLKJNF

dekutree:

senseis:

ivan ………. ….. .. . … …… . … . .. .

YOU WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO FIND THIS OMFGFGLKJNF

(via blackmormon)

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dietchola:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO EVER OH MY GOD YES

(Source: facebook.com, via mcsingle)

firegrowshigher:

Everybody stop everything.
It’s a YAWNING BAT.

firegrowshigher:

Everybody stop everything.

It’s a YAWNING BAT.

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via heartsinrevolt)

literallybread:

why is he wearing socks jfc

(Source: toocooltobehipster, via cuntakinte)

sasha grey taking semen from a black ladies butthole

jnuggz:

sexxualfrustrationss:

You’ll shit bricks when you see it.

ok thats fucked up sista

jnuggz:

sexxualfrustrationss:

You’ll shit bricks when you see it.

ok thats fucked up sista

(via sashagreystoilet)

kanyewesticle:

a page in my sisters diary

kanyewesticle:

a page in my sisters diary

(via rachelfuckingberry)

shelpee:

my school is better than your school

(via blackmormon)